Here is some research I did to help Alistair with his 50 states idea for the High Noon Holsters home page.
They are die hard fans of the American football teams “Packers” and “Vikings”
A very religious state, christianity plays a big part in everyday life of some one from North Dakota.
People from North Dakota prefer the simple things in life.
“Like a Viking of the good lord, praise you’re gun packer”
“Come appease the gods, stand and make no fuss of the cold and select a holy holster”
This should be accompanied by a picture of a church.
In Texas they take American Football and Food very seriously.
People from Texas understand that people from outside of Texas will never understand them.
People from Texas are all about freedom.
“Freedom lies within a High Noon Holster”
This should be accompanied by a picture of some american football players looking serious.
Everyone in Virginia forgets that DC is not part of Virginia.
They know how to skin and gut a deer in less than two minutes.
“Draw you’re arm, faster than you can gut a deer ”
This should be accompanied by a picture of a deer being gutted.
Vermont suffers with a great mosquito infestation.
Vermonters are outnumbered by cows.
People form Vermont worship maple syrup.
“Allow a High Noon Holster, to play a part in the good fight against Mosquito’s”
This should be accompanied by a picture of some maple syrup.
They practically live at the beach.
They love coffee milk stout.
They have a lot of pride in their state.
“Coffee Milk Stout on the beach, would be so much sweeter with a High Noon Holster. ”
This should be accompanied by a picture of the beach.
South carolinians party hard.
Smoke a lot of tobacco.
“Lower you’re arm into you’re new holster, Spark one and Party South Carolina style.”
This should be accompanied by a picture of a party.
No one in South Dakota thinks Mount Rushmore is exciting.
South Dakotans love Hot dishes and Hot bar.
“A High Noon Holser, more exciting than Mount Rushmore.”
“Hot Dishes, Hot Bar, Hot Holster.”
This should be accompanied by an empty desert road.
Wear leather cowboy boots.
Eat a lot of hot chicken, the stuff that would make a normal person cry.
“Why are you crying? is it the chicken or the hot holster.”
This should go with a picture of some leather boots.
They are hard working.
They love mountain living.
They don’t swear they improvise.
“Live high, work hard, wear High Noon”
This should be accompanied by a picture of a mountain.
Never leave home without their dog.
People in Washington usually wear shades.
Thy are know as beer snobs.
“Grab you’re shades, and a good beer, and look into the High Noon”
This should be accompanied by a picture of the white house.
The banjo is a very traditional instrument there.
They love Marshall and WVU american football.
“High Noon Holsters feel better than a game of football”
This should be accompanied by a picture of a banjo.
Fish fry fanatics.
Love bratwurst sausage.
Will drink you under the table.
“A high noon holster, better than fried fish”
This should be accompanied by a picture of a bratwurst on a plate.
People of Wyoming are born on the horse saddle.
Really outdoors people.
They eat all kinds of meat.
“Upon the saddle, make sure you’re equipped with a High Noon”
This should be accompanied by a picture of a forest.